Generalization of ladies in Union Square

Generally, I still insist that there are more women than men in Union Square. As part of the Salsa community in our little town, who wouldn’t have heard of Union Square? Yes I do agree that there are more and more salsa clubs appearing here but never would they be able to over thrown the status of US.

I have a friend who is paparazzi cum schitzo and he thinks he is NOT gay. Read it slowly and in between the lines.

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Wahahahahahahahahahahah

But anyway, he wrote on the Generalization of guys in Union Square, therefore I will write on the ladies.

After some discussion with my super heroes, in general, ladies in union could be classified as below...


The flirt

Characteristics: wear short skirts, show lots and lots of skin

These are the kind that men should be wary about. They may not be the best dancer but they are definitely the least dressed dancer.

They may not be the prettiest dancer on the dance floor but they are definitely the sexiest dancer. They usually are the expert with body language and hand movements to feel and caress the men to follow the lead of the men.

They will be the one who usually loves butterfly-ing from one man to another and usually the ones who gets the free drinks all night long.

They enjoy the thrill of men dying for them and to think of them sexually whenever the men need to hide in the room with a box of tissue.


The Seekress

Characteristics: female version of seeker

I will start by extracting a section from paparazzi.

The Seeker
Characteristics: The Seeker doesn't know his type of preference. As a result, he will try to know as many victims as possible in an attempt to find The ONE. You can normally see him mixing with a lot of "THE ONES" possible in US and exchanging phone numbers with them. And after that, he will attempt to try his luck with the ones he has short listed until he hit jackpot. Read: Not One, but the ONES.

The Seekress
Having a want to be possessed by someone, not by a ghost, this group of ladies, try as hard as they can to know as many people as they can. They have a need to be attached to someone so that they can share their joy and sorrow.

I am not classifying this group of ladies as desperate or a flirt. They are opened to an option of knowing someone, analyzing someone. Once the chemistry kicks in, they will swoop in and feast on the catch. Champagne pops and mojitos would start to pour.

Side tracking a bit I would like to strengthen the point is that it IS more possible to get hitched in US as compared to anywhere else meaning that you spend more time dancing with a person, sparks will arise more easily.

All the friends around spend more time dancing than doing any other sports. So being in a place where you find activity partners who share a common interest and who shares the same friend, you tend to get hitched more easily.



The Xiao Nu Ren

Characteristics: go coz boyfriend go

I will further classify these ladies into two categories.

One of them is being demoted from the Seekress who found the love of her life from the dance floor. And another is to dance or to learn to dance only because the boyfriend is dancing.

These ladies will only appear when the boyfriend is around. Never an opportunity will arise that they are they are alone without the boyfriend. This is because they will have an identity crisis if they happen to be there all by themselves as they do not know which category they belong to.

These are the good women around. I am NOT saying the rest are bad but these are the more magnanimous ladies who are gentle and caring.

Although in the event that the relationship turns sour, they will have an identity crisis and then will start to vanish from the salsa scene.



The Diva

Characteristics: very very selective and arrogant

These are the ladies which are usually capable of shining on the dance floor.

The context of shine here is not to do a Suzie-Q or a Miami-Shine. The context of shine here is that a person being able to excruciate glowing realm of light from the body.

Most of the time, these group of divas will usually be the best dancers on the floor. But due to the solid foundation and years of experience, they are usually very selective in their dance partners.

These are usually the kind of ladies who will do the following.

[Almost Virgin] May I ask you for a dance?

[Diva] I am so sorry but you will have to queue. After the next two people in queue, I will dance with you.

This scenario is based on Almost Virgin after observing the Diva who have stoned at her seat for the last two songs. Almost Virgin decided to ask her to dance only because Almost Virgin thinks that she is getting lonely and bored.


I am sure there are also the majority that dances for the dance.

Lets dance for the love of the dance