MY SUPER HEROES

Hi folks, I will formally introduce my super heroes to everyone. Please, this is a very bitchy post. Please do not discuss loudly in public. For those who knows, please SHHHHHHHHH.......

Number of Danger stars (*) denotes how dangerous the super hero is.

Name: Superman
Age: 254
Traits: The social dancer. Cute and docile character. Possess super human ability and used to have a dick.
Danger:




Name: Batman
Age: 12
Traits: The creative dancer
Powers: Owns the ability to lure hamsters into traps.
Danger: *



Name: Invisible Woman
Age: 22
Traits: The errotic dancer
Powers: Ability to bite very fast and loves to wear only nipple tape during salsa dance.
Danger: *



Name: Missy Chatsalot
Age: 9
Traits: The bitchy dancer
Powers: Bitchy, very mean. Able to scrutinize people almost instantly on mrt trains.
Danger: **********



Name: Princess Katrina
Age: 22
Traits: The selective dancer
Powers: Currently the hottest gossip of the town. Powers are still undetermined. Rumoured to possess powers to switch between sex.
Danger: *




Name: Holly Molly
Age: 27
Traits: The funny dancer
Powers: The skitzo half of superman. The man who brought the laughs to the world. The comedian who directs and love role playing
Danger: *****




Name: Robin
Age: 15
Traits: The Safe Dancer
Powers: A simple, honest and very nice guy. Possess looks-that-kill abilities.
Danger: ***




Name: Salsa Guru
Age: 1111
Traits: The Attitude Dancer
Powers: With the strength of Hercules, able to backdrop human seven times his weight
Danger: **




Name: Ponle Sabor
Age: 35
Traits: The Salivating Dancer
Powers: Powers of amazing saliva. Able to kill enemies with acidic poisonous saliva. One spit of the saliva has a targetting radius of two km.
Danger: ****




Name: Salsa Jedi
Age: 25
Traits: The Hip Hop Dancer
Powers: He can hip and hop till he hop the house down.
Danger: **




Name: Salsa Slut
Age: 16
Traits: The Slutty Dancer
Powers: Mastered the mystical moves of Beggars Sect - Xiang Long 18 Jang. Able to use zapping fingers against enemies.
Danger: *****




Name: Mocking Bird
Age: 1
Traits: The Tall Dancer
Powers: Owning a natural high pitched voice, she can kill enemies with piercing effect. Trained with Teletubbies for seven years in the hidden mountain of Nixonalus, she has armed herself with strong abilities of smacking people
Danger: ******




Name: The Duck
Age: 35
Traits: The Executioner Dancer
Powers: Armed in sports attire, he can outrun anyone, anytime.
Danger: *




Name: Green Lantern
Age: 123
Traits: The Daily Dancer
Powers: The patient man and the never angry man. You can poke him in the ass and pull his pee pee and he will still not be angry.
Danger:




Name: Homer Simpson
Age: 30
Traits: The Duh Dancer
Powers: Give the man a beer. He holds the world's loudest burb record. He has powers to create vomit at any time any where.
Danger: *




Name: Mr Incredible
Age: 65
Traits: The Orange Dancer
Powers: Always hides two oranges underneath the armpit during a dance. A self-defense mechanism to attack the enemies in the most unnoticed fashion by shooting oranges from underneath the arm-pit.
Danger: **




Name: Stick man
Age: 32
Traits: The Sticky dancer
Powers: Although he is skinny and looks like a stick, he holds a Level 999 in black belt. Advantage during fights from long arms and long legs.
Danger: ***




Name: Topless Girl
Age: 16
Traits: The Topless Dancer
Powers: As the name implies, super power involves flashing the enemy before attacking lower half of body.
Danger: ****




Name: The Emu
Age: 55
Traits: The Balding Dancer
Powers: Possess natural born ability to lie. He lies so well that he could trick anyone to believe everything that he says.
Danger: *****




Name: The Banana Man
Age: 30
Traits: The Happy Dancer
Powers: A master in doing the back cum side steps. A master in stepping on other people's feet.
Danger:

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