Poems On Friends Again

I have a kawan named Dino
Who digs on Cappuccino
He thinks he is a Casanova
Who drives the space ship in Supernova

His boyfriend is called Jeremy
Who has humongous Twa Liap Nee
On the first look it may seem like fake jelly
Until you touch it you know it’s heavenly

His pal is named Lorraine
Who has a very difficult name
But she has a sexy body
That can easily make men go crazy

Her lesbian partner is call Karen
Whose temper is like a lion
She loves to eat onion
And that’s why her breath is so brilliant

Her partner is so sweet
Just like a tender piece of meat
By the way, his name is Virgin
Who always has a very seductive grin

Virgin has a friend name JP
Who hates to make his way to JB
He rather stay in Singapore
And feast on the food galore

His friend is named Dilbert
Who loves to play on his Ku Ku Bird
He always dream of making it fly
To infinity and beyond and into the sky

And not to forget that JP has a baby
Whose name is Audrey and she is damn bitchy
She is the best sample of a woman’s scorn
And she can make you wish that you were never born

And not to forget a good friend Don
Who loves to go Kallang to catch free prawns
Using his Xiao Qiang as the bait
While he finds a partner and starts to mate

And that’s about it, at least for today
Here are some friends who can always make my day
The list does not end here, it wouldn’t be right
I will continue another day as it is no longer bright

I will rest my case and say good night.



Author
Almost Virgin