The deadly weapons

** I must emphasize that the following was all based on imagination and not by experience.

The perfect weapon for a quarrel lies in our everyday life. Man and women quarrel a lot. They quarrel about money, time, love, sex and very much more. Man and man quarrels a lot too. Nevertheless, woman and woman fights a lot but it is always an eye candy to see.

To use the perfect weapon in a perfect scenario gives a different effect.


A Glass of Water


The easiest, most accessible weapon, which could be effortlessly, obtained anywhere. It usually gives a splashing result and adds a cooling effect to the face or pelvis area, depending on where the splash was aimed at.
Suggestion: Use such tactic when your man initiates a break up


The Shoes


A deadly weapon at its best. To be aimed at a 45 degrees towards the temple area. To incur heavier damage, aim the pointed heels towards the target.
Suggestion: Use such tactic when your man kills your pet


The Table


The table, ooooo, the table. Best used when there is food on the table. Able to attract tons of attention and provides the best musical interpretation of breaking plates and glasses.
Suggestion: Use such tactic when you know your man spend the night not at home and not alone.


The Hand

Only when aimed at the perfect spot, will then give total redness to the skin and loud “bang” to the audience. Be prepared to suffer from serious pain to the palm of the hand. Always be smart enough to wear gloves. Self protection.
Suggestion: Use such tactic when you know your man kissed your best friend


The Spit


Whoever experienced from the spit will suffer life long trauma. A simple gesture from the mouth goes a long way. Preferred to accompany with tons and tons of garlic or with a load of mucus together. If targeted properly, able to blind the eye and cause serious damage.
Suggestion: Use such tactic when you know your man became gay.