Natural Erection

There's a cool spider in Brazil. Its venom gives male victims hours-long erections.

How cool is that?

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"The erection is a side effect that everybody who gets stung by this spider will experience along with the pain and discomfort," said study team member Romulo Leite of the Medical College of Georgia, presumably speaking only about male bite victims. "We're hoping eventually this will end up in the development of real drugs for the treatment of erectile dysfunction."



Apparently the spider's venom is not potent.

Imagine.

If I can order a jar of those spiders over the Internet and I milk the venom from the spiders. Then slip that venom into an unsuspecting victim's drink. Viola.


E.g.

• Dino before he dance
• Virgin before he bachata
• Dilbert before he attempts to fly his kite
• Jeremy before he does his Limbo Rock
• etc etc

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Dilbert

Dude you owe me one "good time" for this post. And another "good time" for the web space. So now you owe me two "good times".