The Love of My Life

Roses are Red, Violets are blue
You are the only one that always remains so true
I remember the days when no one cares
You were the only one who is willing to let me share

That time when I hug you when I was drunk
Because of that sexy little bitch Miss Schmunk
Apparently she just left me without saying good bye
On that day while we were watching “An Eye for a Guy”

I am sorry I vomited on you
And you took it coming without a clue
You assured me that everything was fine
And told me that I will slowly forget that evil swine

You are the best listener to my worries
As I slowly reveal the ingredients of the curry
The rendezvous with you in the morning are always so sweet
It releases my stress since I just unloaded my shit

Oh my darling
My toilet bowl
Although you are stony and cold
I will love you forever till the day I die old

Oh my darling
My toilet bowl
The key that you hold
Unlocks the bolt to my soul

Oh my darling
My toilet bowl

Author
Johnny Kwek