Almost Virgin: Scientific Equations with Sexual Explanation

Warning!!! Only for the mature readers!!!!

Albert Einstein Enery Equation:

E = mc²

Erotic = Must Cum Twice

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Newton's First Law of Motion:

I. Every object in a state of uniform motion tends to remain in that state of motion unless an external force is applied to it.

One does not get aroused or sexually excited unless an external party starts to lap dance, caress all over, start removing clothes, push you onto bed or start licking your ears.
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Newton's Second Law of Motion:

II. The relationship between an object's mass m, its acceleration a, and the applied force F is F = ma. Acceleration and force are vectors in this law the direction of the force vector is the same as the direction of the acceleration vector.

The relationship of the orgasm is directly affected by the force. Acceleration and the force combined would give extreme 'ahhhhhh oooooooooo yeshhhhhhhhhh'. The direction of the force must be the same as the direction of the acceleration if not, you will miss and it will hurt the ass unless your principle of F = MA ====> FUN = MUST ANAL!!
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Newton's Third Law of Motion:

III. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Opposites attract. It takes two hands to clap. If you could bed that girl, I am sure that girl is willing to let you bed her. If not, that will be Rape and it will violate the Third Law Of Motion.

For every thrust that you make, you will give an 'ooooooooooo'. And for the same action, she will react with an 'aaaaaaaaaaaaaa'. So that explains the equal and opposite reaction.
- Johnny Kwek -

NTU Lecturer - A must Watch!!!!

I REMEMBER THE DAYS WHEN I AM BACK IN SCHOOL WHERE THE LESSONS ARE BORING AND THEY MAKE US SIT ON A STOOL.
LIFE WAS LIKE A WHIRLPOOL AND ALL WE NEED TO DO WAS TO BE COOL, WE USED TO CHILL BY THE POOL BUT WE BEHAVE LIKE A GHOUL.

IF YOU HAPPEN TO THINK THAT YOUR TEACHER WAS A FOOL, CHECK THIS OUT AND YOU WILL LAUGH TILL YOU DROOL.
- JOHNNY KWEK -