Thursday, May 17, 2007

 

Sex and its Philosophy

Many people think they know a lot about sex. They think they are able to distinguish good sex and bad sex. They all think that they are that kind of person that will provide good sex. No one will admit that they suck in bed. Suck meaning they are bad in bed and not on how well a person suck.

So are you good in sex?

Sex is something which is not a necessity and more like a luxury item. It carries off well when both parties are willing, rather than a single party satisfaction. Technically, that would be call rape.

Sex depreciates over time, honestly. As humans, we follow certain habits. We do things we deem is right. When sex becomes mechanical and follows a process like a black box, its no longer fun and sensual. You don’t just put it in, and you take it out. Done. Adieus Amigos, Mucho Glacias.

Sex is supposed to be lingering and addictive. It’s passionate by nature and it’s supposed to be sensual.

I strongly believe in exploring. Exploring is not a term exclusive to Marco Polo. We are adventurous. We go trekking and we start walking. We look around, we rest a bit here, a bit there and we explore again. We get tired, we take a break, breathe deeply, sip some water and we move again. Yes true enough, we always end up at one destination. We always end up at the top of the hill. But imagine the beauty of the scenery when you are at the top, metaphorically speaking. If you belong to the kind that likes trekking with a group of people, please remember to call me.

Enough of the trekking.

I believe in owning a person. Only places you have stepped or crossed are then considered owned. Have you seen a dog marking its territory? Same idea, same logic. I am not asking you to pee like a dog all over to mark your territory. Try to cover the territory 100% not with your hands, but with your tongue. Make sure not one single open area is going to be left out and forgotten. Mark that spot and label it yours.

It is an ego issue to a lot of people and I will not talk into the next line of action. I can only say that rhythmic sense is very important. We talk about quality and not quantity. It’s not the number of positions you know that makes the difference. It’s how you use the position to create World War 3.

Making your partner feel comfortable and knowing where to touch is a must. Being in the most uncomfortable and weirdest position that will put Kamasutra to shame is not going to get you a more enjoyable orgasm. Most probably, you will just end up at the Sensei telling him to give you an MC as you just sprained your back. Due to physical restriction, our arms, our hands and our fingers may not be as long as you would prefer it to be. Rearrange the position to get better visibility or you master your perfection in sit and reach before attempting.

So now, frankly, if you are looking for a good and wild time, get the experts in bed. Meaning someone who knows what to do and must be damn experienced. Get those who sleep around.

If you are looking for a small ripple effect instead of a tsunami, get the inexperience virgin boys who do not know how to even put on a condom. I am sure they will be very gentle. Excuse me; virgin boys who watch a lot of porn also belong to this category. As watching and practicing is very different.

Please understand the above is purely personal with no names stated and they are all based on a man versus woman relationship. For man versus man and women versus women, please do read this blog for man versus man, and this blog for women versus women.

5 Comments:

Blogger audrey said...

How come this sentence

When sex becomes mechanical and follows a process like a black box, its no longer fun and sensual.

seems like it's applicable to salsa too??

And you might also consider a name change...something along the lines of Mr NOT Virgin? i think you really prefer to be associated with creating tsunamis rather than ripples.. :P

3:57 AM  
Blogger Boon said...

hey, seriously, no puns intended.. I wanna go trek Mt Kotabaru, or issit Mt Kinabalu..the one in Sabah. Reah KennySia's blog.. seems darn shiok.

let's meet one day and discuss bout it.

anyway, I believe this blog entry is a subtle methodology of Johnny to tell everyone he loves sex and is good in bed.

I KNOW YOUR SECRET (not)virginboy!

7:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Exploring is not a term exclusive to Marco Polo.

If you belong to the kind that likes trekking with a group of people, please remember to call me.

Have you seen a dog marking its territory? Same idea, same logic.

It’s how you use the position to create World War 3.

Excuse me; virgin boys who watch a lot of porn also belong to this category.

--- Ahahah --- I can't help but fall off my chair laughing. I have to admit that certain things in there are trite-fully against my idea of sex but I shall hold it ... cos I'm only here to enjoy your funny lingo that you tend to write. And you're damn funny

10:03 PM  
Blogger Ben.W said...

Haha..

"If you are looking for a small ripple effect instead of a tsunami, get the inexperience virgin boys who do not know how to even put on a condom. I am sure they will be very gentle. Excuse me; virgin boys who watch a lot of porn also belong to this category. As watching and practicing is very different."

so Johnny boy.. since u are almost-virgin... does that mean u only create almost-ripples... and not a tsunami?!..haha..

anyway... nice way to link the blog to your 2 poor friends man...
at least i know wat dinogay-bot looks like but am still unsure of salsaslut.. hahaha...

way to go johnny!!...

10:52 PM  
Blogger Sad Dude said...

I like young fresh meat. I like pretty hot babes too. That makes me a bisexual, best of both worlds... what got so stupid like only one sex?!?!

11:18 PM  

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