How Can???

How Can?

How can you marry or get married to someone unless

1. You have seen your partner pick his/her nose in front of you. At the same time showing a total satisfying look by the tweak of the eyebrow or mouth opened to the max. You win if you say that you stare at it for 15 minutes and you still think him/her looks absolutely gorgeous. You win again if you can take it when he/she puts that damn piece of shit from the nose into the mouth. Get married immediately.

2. You have heard the fart in the room, as loud as the thunder. You have been so accustomed to the fart that distinctly, you can remember the taste and the smell of the fart. You win if you can withstand the explosion underneath the same blanket where you see the up-rise of the fart.

3. You take the snoring like angels singing. You can’t sleep without this musical instrument. It sounds like Rock a Bye Baby, but techno version and maybe you can even salsa to it.

4. You have already experienced the refreshing feel of the face when he/she sneezes right in your face and you enjoyed it like a facial. You win if you would deliberately dash in front of her sight when he/she sneeze in order for you to save on the SK9.

5. You have worn his/her underwear and they are always interchangeable. You win when you wear it to work and you arrogantly say to your colleagues that what you are wearing today is his/hers.

6. You have shaved his/her hair in whichever area before. You go and die if you say you enjoy keeping a collection of these shave hair. Go away from my life. Freak.

7. You are able to enjoy his/her cooking without frowning and without having to visit the loo like ten times a day. If you can take that, you should try Mr Virgin’s cooking one day. You will be my best friend.

8. You have had at least one fight in your course of courtship regardless whether is it over a third party, a piece of toufu or a stupid movie.

9. You are able to tolerate each other parents even though they could have burnt your pants before or tore your most precious dress from Lavili.

10. Finally, only if you love him/her.