Sunday, May 20, 2007

 

Ripley’s Believe It or Not

** Offensive remarks written. If you are not open-minded and you cannot take jokes, please discontinue any readings right at this very moment. Very disturbing images will follow for days to come.

** Please note that this disclaimer states clearly that this story is fictional and I am not talking about you. Bleah!!!!

Justin was a young man living in a small town across our neighboring island. Justin was smart and cute. He may not have the looks that could kill but he looks fine and very nice at heart.

For twenty four years of his life, he belongs to himself and takes care of himself. He lives in a small town where there were countable people around him where everyone knows each other. Women were limited and not pretty. He isn’t gay but he hasn’t been engaged in any sexual form of entertainment in his entire life. He leads a life where only Sally and Lucy will satisfy him. Sally meaning his left hand and Lucy the right.

One faithful day he broke out of his little town and went into a bigger town to explore. His excited feet brought him to a little pub across the street, next to the alley of rats, with a broken sign board. He went in and sat down. He ordered a beer and started looking around.

Women, plenty and plenty of women. They were beautiful, young and seductive. As a roaring man always ready to go, he was excited. Heart pumping so fast, he could have killed himself. His attention diverted when he saw this young lady walking towards him. He died mesmerized.

They started talking and they started laughing. A little bit of alcohol got into both of them and they started really enjoying each other’s company. They started to get a little bit more comfortable.

A little bit of cuddling ignited. The smooching sparked off the flames of passion. Our dear little Justin here got a little naughty and started progressing step by step using his very uncontrollable hands.

His hands rolled up her blouse. There was no restriction.

His hands started going underneath her skirt. There was no restriction.

Her hands started to go into his pants. He definitely gave no restriction.

He decided to pop the question. “Let’s take this somewhere else where it is more comfortable.”

With no restrictions, both of them lifted their horny ideas out of their comfort zone and stepped out together, individually thinking of what to do next.

They got into a motel and hot air rises. The feeling of seduction and sins, consumed by the passion of the forbidden fruit, the devil made them worked for each other. They slowly attempted to fulfill their own selfish fantasies. They attempted to get down and do what they wanted to do.

Things were pretty natural and following the book of ABC, both just followed the flow and things seen pretty alright till……

Can you?” pointing to his virgin member.

Immediately, getting the signal, and without a second thought, the lady worked her way to it. Like an experienced vacuum cleaner, she proved herself. Justin was on Cloud Nine as he has never experienced such heavenly satisfaction before.

He popped.

He popped like a balloon filled with talcum powder.

He lost it. He totally lost it. He lost it so badly that it almost drained him of more than just semen.

The lady took it in the mouth. Never let go.

Justin could see the overflowing fluid exploding in her mouth as it seeps through the side of the lips, down to her chin.

Justin wanted to get up to plant a kiss on her lips.

*COUGH* *COUGH*

Justin just got a mind blowing face of semen and mucus smack right onto his face.

Apparently, the lady being filled with a mouthful of men product, choked. As it was too much from a virgin boy, she choked and it went straight up the nasal. The total discomfort made her sneeze. Semen and mucus started to shoot right from her nasal area and went straight for Justin’s face.

With a face smeared with his own masterpiece, Justin looked at the lady. He saw two long wriggling thick strands of mucus or semen, dripping from the nose.

They never see each other again.



Author
Almost Virgin

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

johnny ah....
story quite disgusting leh...
who give u such idea one...
story might be fiction...
but maybe should change the name from Justin to Johnny la..
like that more fun...

6:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

errrr ...

8:39 PM  
Blogger Boon said...

haha~!!

U make a great comedy Porn writer!

2:28 AM  

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