The Salsa Movie

In response to my slut’s latest post, I would like to add on to some very disturbing comments I have been receiving recently.

In a night of salsa lust, everyone play a role. There are tons of characters for everyone to play and hallucinate themselves to be in. We cannot do with one less role play from each of the actors and actresses. Role playing here defines being into character. It is quite similar to Sluts wearing Nurse Uniform, or Ah-Bengs acting Nerd. Some of them come in Superheroes outfit; some come in crazy clown suits.

The underlining issue here is that what role would you like to play?

In my recent list, there are a few categories. There are dancers, drinkers, hookers and onlookers.

For dancers, we further categorize them into pure dancers, pretence dancers and cannot-dance dancers. For pure dancers, we further classify again into smooth dancers, crazy dancers, chaotic dancers, fun dancers, cute dancers, horny dancers, salivating dancers, fat dancers, short dancers, smelly dancers, touchy dancers etc.

For drinkers, there are tons of drinkers around. Some drink to get drunk, some drink to get high. Some drink to wet their lips. Some don’t drink at all but keep going to the toilet. I don’t really understand this point.

For hookers, blah blah blah blah blah. Yes you are right. I shall not comment more.

For onlookers, we can further split them up into interested lookers and uninterested lookers. Interested lookers are here to learn more about salsa and what it is all about. These are cool people whom I believe will one day share the same passion like me who will love Salsa. For people who came because of what the soothsayer says, salsa is a scene where the legendary killer boys and the hunting girls lay, I also believe that they one day will fall for Salsa, as what the soothsayer says is totally true. For the uninterested people who came only for the free drinks, please try to steer clear from the dance floor. Since you don’t dance and you have a huge ass, get lost.

So what was the very disturbing comment to make Almost Virgin so damn upset?



They say I belong to the drinkers. *Sob* *Sob*

But....

But....

But....

I thought....

I thought....

I thought....

I belong to the Hookers. *Wink* *Wink*