Masha Ala Mak Bar Shiokura - Chapter Four

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Morning class, welcome back to another Chapter of Masha Ala Mak Bar Shiokura.

We are done with the woman’s side of the story and let’s continue with what a man needs and wants.

Every man yearns for a perfect relationship where the partner is docile, understanding and provides good sex. But too bad they are not living in Never Ever Land.

They slog like a dog to make ends meet. They degrade their ego to please their colleagues and bosses. They squeeze their brain juices to the max so that they can make their spouses feel loved each and every day that they live. And when they reach home, they quarrel with the person that sleeps right beside them.

No one would ever want that kind of sad ending. Man wants to go back home and give his wife a hug and tell him he loves her everyday while he shares his happiness and sadness. Man wants a wife, a partner who is willing to share his happiness and sadness. Man does not want someone who is only willing to share his happiness. Man does not want someone who creates his sadness.

In a relationship, there is bound to be ups and downs. A man is not stupid. A man is just simple. A man is just a simple man who works, sleeps, shits and makes love. This is the life of an ordinary man. What differentiates him from the rest? The crunch of it all is the people around him.

Men are just robots without feelings. So what constitutes his emotions. It is the people around him. We are the people that make him laugh, make him sad and make him smile. Men tend to be themselves when they dig around their own species. They laugh loud and hard, they dig their noses in public, and they fart in public. They are able to be themselves when they are hanging out with their own kind. There is no restraint, no constraint, no pretence, and there is just themselves being themselves.

There are secrets among men that no women should ever know or should even be involved in a discussion. Men talk about their penis, they talk about their performance in bed and they talk about sex. They discuss on sex positions and they laugh at the weirdest woman in the room.

Men’s attention span is pretty short. You could blabber on about the most exciting show that you ever watch but men will be easily swoon away by the loosely dressed girl that waddles across the room. Men is pretty dump or stupid whichever way you put it as men are only interested to make things work for them rather than to make more problems for themselves.

"What’s done cannot be undone. So why not we look forward into solving the case rather than to dig into why did the case happen?" Does this ring a bell? Have you heard this somewhere before?

Men hate to argue and they hate to quarrel. In order for that not to happen, they usually run away or to give in. Things are usually that simple. But when they run away too often, they get bored of running and they decide not to run anymore. They give in too much till the level where their friends despise them and they begin to despise themselves.

Basically men are not complicated creatures. All they think about is women, generally. I am sure there are others who think about how to make bombs, crash the twin towers, or even think about how to make the Great Wall disappear. But the rest, they think about women all the time. Probably you did not know but the porn industry is a multi-million industry.

Men always claim that they themselves have the best taste in women. They think they know everything about women. Their ego comes in and they think they can get every woman. Their confidences rise and they begin to sleep with all the women.

Everyday in their brain they plot the most mystical way to get their girlfriend into bed. Everyday they ensure themselves that they are the best lovers in bed. Everyday, they wished they could get that girl into bed.

Simple? It is that simple.

Discovery Channel should have an episode on men.

** Disclaimer: None of the above has been certified nor tested by any practitioner. Choose to practice at your own risk.

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