Bio vs Life Science

I was at home and alone that night. I was watching a very artistic show with a box of tissue next to me. I think the title of the show was "Beauty and her Feast", but I cannot be sure. The tissue was there as I was down with flu. Suddenly a very peculiar thought struck me.

I weight 128 pounds now. If I were in a horny mood and my member became erected, would I weigh 129 pounds?
Yes, it may not even weigh 1 pound, but c’mon, cut me some slack. Give me the benefit of the doubt, since it is my blog.

I am definitely not porn star calibre where they weigh close to 10 pounds with that huge lump of meat, but I guess I am okay. To all my friends who have seen mine, you know, I know, we are okay. I may be slightly more muscular than yours, but I guess you will do just fine.

Don’t you give me that look. We are all grown ups and we talk about stuffs. There are a lot more other things that life evolve around.

Back to the topic.

I weight 128 pounds now. If I just had an "Outback" Rib Eye Steak, would I weigh 132 pounds now?

Maybe? I can’t be sure.

I was never a Bio student, neither was I a Life Science student. I am curious about stuff.

To me, if I weigh 128 pounds now, regardless how big my member can get, it should still weigh the same. Since it is within me to begin with. It only comes out for a suntan when the sun is hot. Therefore I conclude that the human weight should remain the same.

How the hell do you experiment with this? Its not like you can weigh your dick. You semi-squat on the floor and place it on a weighing machine?

I need answers, therefore I asked the most intelligent occupation in the world, a teacher.

I called up a friend and I asked him this question. Would I weigh the same when I am horny and when I am not?

He gave me a scientific explanation.

Human is just a mixture of flesh and blood. For men, our dicky is just a combination of skin and blood. It will remain in our body unless a huge amount of blood flow encapsulates the section and therefore our member gets erected.

So I asked, "So does that mean our weight will remain the same?"

He replied, "Yes, since it is just a blood flow from our internal system."

"So where did all this blood come from in the first place?" I queried.

He answered, "From our brain, the blood will flow from our brain to our ‘Willy’. That’s why man can’t think when they are horny."

I thank God for blessing me with such intelligent friends.