Little Johnny

** I apologize for the appalling use of languages here but they are the only one that rhymes.

When I was just a little boy, I asked my auntie, what would I be?
Would I be bitchy? Would I be naughty?
Guess what she said to me…


Oh my little Johnny,
The future is not ours to see.
So keep smacking that sexy ass for me.
And stop calling me auntie.


When I become a bigger boy, I asked my uncle, what would I be?
Would I be sissy? Would I get pussy?
Guess what he said to me…


Oh my little Johnny,
The future is too far to see.
So why not get those sexy ladies,
And start calling them “Honey”


When I become a little man, I asked my girlfriend, what you want me to be?
I can be naughty, I can be sexy
Guess what she said to me…


Oh my little Johnny,
My pussy is only for you to see.
So if you want to get down on me,
You need to find the “G”.


When I become a very old man, I asked my doctor, what do you see?
Am I going to be lucky or its going to be yucky?
Guess what she said to me…


Oh my little Johnny,
Your future is soon too ceased.
But I can see that you are still quite horny
Why not I make you happy.




Author
Johnny Kwek