A New Life a Strange Life

I lie down on my bed, looking at my ceiling. I gave my pillow a nice big tug. The comfort was unbelievable. I felt safe being at home.

It has seem a long time since I was able to lie down feeling relaxed and safe. I licked the remains of the after taste of the strawberries I just had for dinner. The sourness burns my tongue but the sweetness warms my heart. I just had to close my eyes and I know another new day will start. I choose not to. I choose to savour the precious moment I have now. Such tranquility seldom pops by.

I took a deep breath and I start to think.

What should I do? I have the time now, tons of them. But I have been busy occupying myself. Salsa Trainings on a 4 day basis. Gym on a daily basis. Lunch time is out. I need to gym. Night chilling is out, I need to train. I need to swim on weekends and I still have to work. Is this what my life should be evoling around? I say no but I like it so much at least for now.

I want to learn golf cause I would get to socialise. I want to learn diving as it is something that I wanted to learn all this time but due to G-F-scared-of-fish-syndrome, I can only do it now. I want to learn Muay Thai to protect the world of MRT seat snatchers, to protect the world of nipple pinchers. I want to, I want to.... win a Salsa competition. That is not going to be easy.

It is only when things are calmed, you start to realise that there are people out there who lives a life more exotic than you thought you did yours. I need to paint my life with colors soon. I am not getting any younger. I am already 25.

Okay who am i lying to, I am a little more than 25, just a little. My ass is not cute, no flesh, I need more flesh around that area, how can I do that? Shit more, not enough. Get pregnant, that should help. Too bad I am not a woman. Get someone to pump my ass? The only person who does that is my shit.

So it seems I cannot solve the problem of having a small ass. So i want a bigger chest. Pump my chest by doing 200 pushups a day. Take protein, chicken breast and 2 hard boiled egg for breakfast on a daily basis. So I will one day get a big chest with big breast and small titties.

I want to get a six pack, need to do tons of cardio. Need to eat wisely. Do too much cardio will lose the muscles. I need the muscles. Do less cardio. Still doing 100 sit ups aday. Still having a round of beer on certain days. I get fat, not lean, but fat.

Now I have a big head, big chest, big tummy, small ass and my slim short legs. What am I?

Check out the size of the balls!!!!



Damn I need to get back to sleep!!!

My Testimonial

My director which is my direct boss is leaving the company. Before she leaves, I decided to draft a testimonial for her to endorse. This is what I wrote.

TESTIMONIAL FOR JOHNNY KWEK

Johnny Kwek has been with Excelink Technology since October 2005 till present (October 2007). In these few years of his presence at Excel, he has contributed a lot of time and effort in this Company to make things work for the projects that he has been dealing with.

Even though with no prior knowledge of banking background, Johnny has proved his worth and diligence to be able to learn on the job. Currently, he has substantial knowledge in the Financial Domain, with strong qualities on Customer Relationship Module and Unit Trust Products. He is also coupled with other banking related knowledge like Structured Products and Sales Performance Systems.

To top it off, Johnny has been excellent supporting a few local projects. As part of his role as a Consultant, which deals with the clients from various banks directly, he has been patient yet confident and handles the clients in a very proper and organized infrastructure. We have received commendations from our clients directly which wishes to express their gratitude on the the effort and attitude that Johnny has put in for them in their projects. These praises comes to the company directly that helps to built on top of the current client-vendor relationship. This will not have happen if not for Johnny’s role that has been efficient and detailed. Johnny has proved himself to be able to handle client relationship very well.

Johnny has proved that he is confident and he does not stumble in a huge crowd. Furthermore, he is also able to express himself clearly and in a very detailed manner when it comes to documentation such as business requirements and functional specifications. He comes along with a good command of language ability and is able to pin down thoughts quickly and specifically.

With a good attitude from what I know of this employee, he will be able to go far and beyond what he thinks his capabilities will bring him.



Director
Geraldine Siah





04 October 2007

THERE IS THIS BIG SMILE ON MY FACE WHEN I AM DONE. STRANGE ENOUGH, I DON"T KNOW WHY!!!