A New Life a Strange Life

I lie down on my bed, looking at my ceiling. I gave my pillow a nice big tug. The comfort was unbelievable. I felt safe being at home.

It has seem a long time since I was able to lie down feeling relaxed and safe. I licked the remains of the after taste of the strawberries I just had for dinner. The sourness burns my tongue but the sweetness warms my heart. I just had to close my eyes and I know another new day will start. I choose not to. I choose to savour the precious moment I have now. Such tranquility seldom pops by.

I took a deep breath and I start to think.

What should I do? I have the time now, tons of them. But I have been busy occupying myself. Salsa Trainings on a 4 day basis. Gym on a daily basis. Lunch time is out. I need to gym. Night chilling is out, I need to train. I need to swim on weekends and I still have to work. Is this what my life should be evoling around? I say no but I like it so much at least for now.

I want to learn golf cause I would get to socialise. I want to learn diving as it is something that I wanted to learn all this time but due to G-F-scared-of-fish-syndrome, I can only do it now. I want to learn Muay Thai to protect the world of MRT seat snatchers, to protect the world of nipple pinchers. I want to, I want to.... win a Salsa competition. That is not going to be easy.

It is only when things are calmed, you start to realise that there are people out there who lives a life more exotic than you thought you did yours. I need to paint my life with colors soon. I am not getting any younger. I am already 25.

Okay who am i lying to, I am a little more than 25, just a little. My ass is not cute, no flesh, I need more flesh around that area, how can I do that? Shit more, not enough. Get pregnant, that should help. Too bad I am not a woman. Get someone to pump my ass? The only person who does that is my shit.

So it seems I cannot solve the problem of having a small ass. So i want a bigger chest. Pump my chest by doing 200 pushups a day. Take protein, chicken breast and 2 hard boiled egg for breakfast on a daily basis. So I will one day get a big chest with big breast and small titties.

I want to get a six pack, need to do tons of cardio. Need to eat wisely. Do too much cardio will lose the muscles. I need the muscles. Do less cardio. Still doing 100 sit ups aday. Still having a round of beer on certain days. I get fat, not lean, but fat.

Now I have a big head, big chest, big tummy, small ass and my slim short legs. What am I?

Check out the size of the balls!!!!



Damn I need to get back to sleep!!!