Who Understands This!!!

I had it enough with the nick names! Who the hell is able to understand this? But let’s try and see…….

Superman and Bang Sai were walking along Kiong Siap Street one day and they happened to bump into Batman and Robin. Batman just met Invisible at Doo Lan Street whom is now with the Nose Digger. The Chewer apparently works near Doo Lan Street having a rendezvous now with Salsa Slut. They happened to be seen by the Digger who in turned told Superman. Superman went on to tell Incredible who was with Chatsalot at Chee Mai Street shopping for Lingerie with Topless. Topless saw the Chewer hugging Cunninglingus and went on to tell Katrina who was by then at Chee Hong Street together with the Fly. The Fly was so excited that he went to tell Hossan who was selling Char Kway Teow next to the Emu’s prata house. Emu immediately went to inform the Paparazzi who were filming the Paper Doll with Lawman at that time. Ponle Sabor was having chendol with Stick Man at Hum Sup Hawker Centre when they saw the paparazzi being followed by Xiao Qing who was holding the Banana Man by the hand and all these was seen by the Murderer who told the Damsel when they met at Lou Mou Fortune House. Green Lantern was sitting with Mocking Bird bitching about the Clown where they see the Murderer talking about the Banana as Jia Lung Nee walk past. Suddenly, Donnavan ran in and shouted “Siew Mai for sale. Very hot and nice Siew Mai”. Homer Simpson immediately ran up and bought all the Siew Mai from Donnavan. Lantern was sad as there is no more Siew Mai and decided to call Superman.



The moral of the story in this article is that “News spread faster than fire when you live in a bitchy world. Beware the next time you eat a Siew Mai. By the time the Siew Mai is on the table, tons and tons of people would already know whom and where you are having your Siew Mai”

If you are going to tell me that the moral of the story is that Homer Simpson loves to eat “Siew Mai”? I will ask you to go fug yourself.